Archive for April 9th, 2007

don’t mess with taxes

Monday, April 9th, 2007

or is it “death and texas”? I get those phrases all mixed up. Anyhoo, the 1040, it is DONE. The 540, an unnecessary evil this year. Thank you, Larry, from H & R. You are my new BFF.


Apparently many people do this “tax” thing every year, but it never ceases to feel like an all-new, utterly alien obligation that I, and only I, must contend with. Why is that, exactly?

This year’s tax appointment gem-moment:

Larry: Wow. It’s amazing how many schedules you have to file, considering how broke you are. Did you know that you actually qualify for food stamps this year?